Adoring Fans-AKA Lindsay Lohan is worse off than I thought

On on a Lindsay Lohan Fan site called, Lohangroupie.com, I came across this post regarding la lohan's recent entry into rehab:

"i love her. she’s so strong. she’s so rich… if only i was as rich as her, i’d make a cat hospital. i love cats. "

At first I thought, wow, what supportive fans Linds has--people really believe in her, ya know? Only to read on and find out that, NO, in fact, her fans are not only NOT supportive, but they are jealous felinophiles and clearly INSANE. A CAT HOSPITAL?!?!?! I really thought that my fellow Lohan fans were a little more normal than that. Seriously, who would waste all of that money on CATS when clearly the better way to spend ridiculous amounts of money would be on cocaine, partying and fabulous clothes! Come on PEOPLE, get your heads on straight. Let's represent our dearly (soon to be) rehabilitated (yeah right) with a little class, ok?

At least one well-wisher came through for Linds:
"I'd do her in a heartbeat."

Now that's the kind of support that'll get our girl through this rough patch.